Working From Home Herald - Issue 28
Issue 28:
Deceiving the Dog
Sometimes
you do odd things every day as part of your morning or night time ritual. You
do them so often that you don’t even consider them as peculiar until you
mention it to someone else in passing. This happened last weekend whilst
standing watching Jamie play football. I was talking to the other parents and
the conversation centred around one of the parents and their gorgeous new puppy.
Despite their best efforts their dog was just not getting the whole toilet
training thing.
Inevitably
they asked what we did. Being an honest sort of chap I admitted that even at 3
years old, Scout still has the odd, rare accident, but this was mainly due to
the boys waking up at all hours in the night and disturbing him and me not
hearing his soft barks to go out. The accidents are few and far between but we initially
struggled to train Scout until we came up with an innovative solution to stop him
having accidents during the night.
You see,
Scout is a homely dog. He loves a cuddle and loves a snuggle. At around 7pm he
can’t wait to go to bed. Anyone that goes upstairs after 7pm whether it be to
use the loo or get something from their room, will prompt the dog to scamper up
there after them in the hope that we are going to bed.
When we
take Toby up, he races us up there and goes straight to sleep. From 7:30pm to
the morning (where he is one of the last one’s up) is too long for him to go
without doing a wee. However, getting him to come back downstairs is a
nightmare, unless we carry him. Even then he is like a cuddly toy and just
plonks himself down where we put him.
Our
solution? Good old Alexa. Every night about 9pm, we play the same game which
involves Em and myself shouting in outraged voices? “Huh? What’s that? Is that
a cat?” This results in Scout raising his head in a half-interested expression.
This is then followed by, “Alexa what noise does a cat make?” Alexa duly
obliges providing an assortment of miaows which is enough for Scout to jump up
and tear downstairs and into the garden where he circles madly on the hunt for
a few minutes, before realising he has been duped for the 1000th time and then
weeing in disgust. Slightly cruel maybe, but it works.
What do
you do that’s odd but you have just got used to?
Coffee Shop
This week
marked the return of going indoors. I can’t tell you how much I have missed
going to a coffee shop. I wouldn’t even say I am a huge lover of coffee and
definitely can’t manage more than one cup a day.
But there
is something about the ambience of a coffee shop that focuses my mind and
allows me to churn out work. On Tuesday, I had no meetings until 11am and so
after dropping Joe to school for 8, I headed to the local coffee shop, logged
on and got my head down. It was the most motivated I had been in months and I
tore through a lot of outstanding work. In fact, the majority of this week’s
WFHH was done in the coffee shop including this article.
I’ve said
all along, when people have been discussing whether they wish to stay at home
or return to the office, that as long as I have the option to do a couple of
hours somewhere different every couple of days, I am fine.
It has
done me the world of good and I recommend you try it.
Transfer Deadline Day:
Like me,
my boys are football mad, if they are not watching it, they are playing it in
the garden. This week we got to go to Selhurst Park for the first time in over
a year. It didn’t matter that the season is effectively over for Crystal
Palace, nor did it matter that the pre-match pub we go to has shut down
(although very sad), nor did the final score matter (we lost cruelly). All that
mattered was that it was an activity that I love doing with the boys and they
love doing it with me, and for 90 minutes, we sang, we laughed and we moaned
and loved every minute of it.
Both Joe
and Jamie are in football teams. I manage Joe’s team but attend as many of
Jamie’s matches as I can (Emma attends the rest). I am also a competitive
person but have excelled at not making this a thing when managing Joe’s team.
We are in the bottom division, we win some, we lose some but I’ve tried my
utmost to bring the fun element to the team and the parents have all brought
into that philosophy, especially as I usually let them join in the last 10
minutes of each training session.
This
year, we are riding high in the division (second) with a double header (two
games back to back) against the top of the table team. We have also got one eye
on next season and increasing our squad as the games go from 9 aside to 11
aside. As such, over the last few weeks we have trialled some new boys who have
settled in very well. They will also improve the squads ability
immeasurably.
Where as
some of the boys are content to join next season, one boy is happy to join
immediately, which means registering their details, getting their photo,
putting together a player card and sending it off.
Now, I
have to confess, having said all that about not being competitive, last
Thursday when the boy’s parents said he would like to join, something ignited
in me that I had chose to remain dormant. A vision of not just finishing second
but possibly winning the league emerged. If I could put together the
registration there and then, then there was the smallest chance our new star
signing would be eligible to play by the time we played the top team.
This idea
germinated and grew and grew which is why at 16:25 on a Friday evening, having
registered the player online, I left the house in a blur to get to Sainsbury’s
to purchase Pritt stick. From there I drove 3 miles to pick up some blank
player card, where I hastily stuck the players photos on to said cards and
struggled irritably to scrawl his details with a biro which barely had any ink.
The result looked like a child had scribbled on it, but I had a completed card
and just needed to post it by 17.00pm. As I exited the car feeling triumphant,
I saw the post man pull away from the pillar box - it was 17.02. I had
failed!!! Despair beyond belief overwhelmed me, as a manager of 12 years olds
(who lets be honest didn’t care in the slightest) I felt terrible. The new
signing would not have a chance to make the match the following week now. I
rationalised that I am not a competitive manager, it really didn’t matter and
the last half hour had been a frantic waste of time. I even chuckled to myself
at my sillyness. I got back into the car, looked in the rear view mirror to see
the postman’s van at the lights at the end of the road. What was I
like?….unless…
Inspiration
suddenly struck, I screeched into a three point turn and set off in a deadly
pursuit of the van, chuckling at my own pathetic behaviour as I hunted the
postman on his final route of the day. I was still laughing to myself as I
caught him up and handed him the envelope as he emptied the pillar box (after
making me post it)
Maybe, I
am terrible at quelling my competitive nature. Oh and in case you are
wondering, the player’s card still hasn’t arrived so it looks like it was all
for nothing anyway.
Where the Stallion meets the sun
Last week
was wellbeing week with the focus being firmly on nature. I cannot recommend
getting out and about in nature enough to improve your mood and it was great
seeing all of the posts and photos from everyone.
One
morning I woke up at stupid o’clock (well before everyone had even thought
about hitting the snooze button for the first of many times). It just so
happened that Scout got up with me (normally he is one of the last to stir). On
a whim and inspired by all the posts on nature, I decided to put him in the car
and go somewhere different for our morning walk. We didn’t travel far because
we are lucky enough to have some fields nearby. Before these fields is a hill
with a magnificent church and a field next to it.
On this
particular morning (due to the early hour no doubt), all of the horses were on
the field next to the church. We walked by them and over the first sty where
Scout decided to do his morning business. It was whilst I was picking up said
waste that I happened to look back at the hill. It was at this precise moment
that all the other horses were on the other side of the slant out of sight and
all that remained was a white horse standing on the crest of the hill with the
morning sun rays shining down on it. Not only that, but the horse reared on
it’s hind legs and whinnied incredibly loudly.
It was an
image from a movie and an incredible moment that was only topped by the
answering thunderous hooves as four horses galloped across a neighbouring field
to join the white horse on the hill where they spent a few moments of
frolicking.
Part of
me wanted to film the scene but sometimes you just have to enjoy the moment. I
looked at Scout and was not surprised he sat and just watched the horses,
seemingly taking as much pleasure from the scene as I did.
It was
5:45 am, when I woke up I had been seriously tempted to log on and get a head
start on the day. I am so glad I didn’t and went with my whim.
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